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Writer's pictureMichelle Ressler

Pirate Pete vs. The Old Man Who Lived in a Shoe - A Funny Psychic's View on the Political Debacle

Ahoy, maties! For the full experience, read this blog as if you were listening to a carney at the county fair. Climb aboard this debacle of a train wreck. This ship is set to go down in infamy as the biggest joke of our history, so don't just wear one eye patch, but two, and perhaps earplugs. There's a hole in our dinghy, so no one can save them now. One punch, two punch, they all fall down.

Okay, enough of the metaphors, spins, puns, and mind illustrations. But this is no joke, folks. I see a lot happening between now and the big day. This linear mindset that so many in our society lean on will be in total and utter shock. The debate was just a little preset rumbling. The karmic knot that we as a whole have created is nothing short of a huge wave. Think of someone holding a rope and creating waves, like going to the gym and doing arm strength training. These little tidal waves are nothing.

The Holy Divine Mother Nature knows who’s been naughty or nice, and these United States are playing into the hands of another. She just doesn’t take the weather and the earth's damage into consideration; the whole pot is being blended and mixed together. So step up and take a sniff, because you are about to inhale a trip like no other.

Take all that you think is true and toss it like a scrambled egg, then scramble again, because this psychic is right and I’ll rate myself at 98. The winner, winner chicken dinner is not who or who’s you think. The energy lines are crisscrossed, so take a guess: Pirate Pete or The Old Man Who Lived in a Shoe? Oops, perhaps Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall and caused them all to fall.




Keep my funny narrative in mind, and remember, this is a wild ride we’re on. Hold tight, because the political landscape is more like a carnival than a government.

With love and light, and a bit of sarcasm,

Michelle 🌟

Feel free to share your thoughts and experiences in the comments below. Stay tuned for more insights and guidance in the next edition of Inner Light Chronicles. Until then, embrace your journey and let your inner light shine brightly, even through the political fog. 



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